Holy fish hooks, Batman! We’re caught now!
Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can’t fly. At all… Now would be good.
Look! Up in the sky!
Today great passenger planes plow through those skies above the Virginia mountains. Last year, one of them brought my mother to see us in California where I now live. We’re expecting her again soon, and no doubt our thoughts and our memories will return to those early times when that era we called ‘depressed’ was so very, very good.
You’re the world’s best marriage counselor! You could save every marriage in California.
When he says wife, he means possession.
I swear, I’ve never seen a woman so deranged! She was possessed! I sure hope no woman ever goes so crazy about me.
A father doesn’t have to be possessed to terrorize his children.
I’m glad I’m not cold, cruel ogre that mommy and daughter think I am; I appreciate all the faith you have in me!
Kid: But why can’t we just make a law against flag-burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we changed the Constitution…
Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you’re catching on!
“Biden’s open border policies are a deadly betrayal of our nation. When I am president, it will be the policy of the U.S. to take down the cartels.”
No, sugarcubes. I’ll bet you he’s been dropping that acid we’ve been hearing about. All right son, you’re under arrest
Book 'em, Danno.
In a moment, the results of that trial.
You are not #the father.
Dad’s been tricking us into reliving Father’s Day every day for the past six months!
Father Knows Best
Inside the envelope was a picture of your dad holding you the day you were born. On the back he wrote: Howard, my son, my greatest gift.
To Erin Hunnicutt, I leave a list of all the young men your daddy took care of while he was in Korea. Many of them have him to thank for being alive today. I want you to understand why he had to be away from you those first years of your life. I hope I have the chance to give you this list in person, but around here you never know.
“I’m sorry about your cat.”
“Thank you.”