You’re lonely? Get a cat. They live 13 years, then you get another one, and another one after that. Then you’re done.
Batman, why for art thou doing this to me?
It’s my job, Catwoman.
For every crime that’s committed, you’ve got 3 million suspects to choose from. Most of the time you’ll have few facts and a lot of hunches. You’ll run down leads that dead-end on you. You’ll work all-night stakeouts that could last a week. You’ll do leg work until you’re sure you’ve talked to everybody in the state of California. People who saw it happen - but really didn’t. People who insist they did it - but really didn’t. People who don’t remember - those who try to forget. Those who tell the truth - those who lie. You’ll run the files until your eyes ache.
That episode was shown on ME-TV less than twenty-four hours ago.
-“BB”-
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
Submitted for your approval.
I do not approve. I understand.
Don’t make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can’t win.
Our powers don’t decide who we are. We do.
Is that the limited edition Green Lantern lantern?
How do you keep your lawn so green?
I just dropped by with present for warming of house, instead find you grappling with local oaf.
You’re a ‘regifter’!
Me, personally, I was never great at gift-giving. Maybe it’s because I never got to celebrate Christmas. I got Hanukkah. Doesn’t exactly prepare you the same way.
Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more!
Bah. Humbug!
It was horrible, worse than horrible. The whiskers, the bells, the hat? Kind of a Christmas nightmare come true.
The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.
Ever heard of Express Christmas? No, you haven’t, because I just invented it. Express Christmas, TM.
Now presenting Lisa Simpson as Tawanga, the Santa Clause of the South Seas.