I used to think being Santa was a one man job. But that’s not the way Christmas works.
Eat! Eat! Who wants a skinny Santa?
Howard, your Froot Loops are getting soggy!
Moist! My evil moisture buddy.
You’re soaking in it.
Calgon! Take me away!
And off we go!
The Sapphire Mansion? I’ve never been. Have you?
Buckle it up. Buckle it up. Buckle it up or you’ll die.
Robin, you haven’t fastened your safety bat-belt.
I could use a belt.
I had a drinking problem back in those days. There are a few things I don’t remember, like, ooh, 1974, 1975.
Man, I missed having hands and blood and a stomach. We should get a drink.
Have a Coke and a smile.
Ba, pa-pa pa, ba, pa-pa-pa
The joy of Pepsi
I’m a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, she’s a Pepper, we’re a Pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?
It has 'ta be Shasta.
I coulda had a V-8!
-“BB”-
Make Seven-Up yours!
Well now, where you fellas going with all that beer?