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Dolan, you’re a genius.

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!

She’s like the best doctor ever. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn’t even have to take my pants off.
(Aside) I found that one out a little late.

Hellooooo, Nurse!

That’s Major to you!

This is Major Steve Trevor.

Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive.

It’s about time,
It’s about space,
About strange people in the strangest place.
It’s about time,
It’s about flight,
Travelin’ faster than the speed of light.

We travel through time to help history along, give it a push where it’s needed.

We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)

Comedy Bang Bang Comedy Bang Bang
Comedy Bang Bang Comedy Bang Bang
Comedy Bang Bang Comedy Bang Bang

Kabong!

We’ll have a gay old time! (Willll-MA!)

Hey, Jane, get me off this crazy thing.

Jane Lane, you’re just like your sisters, aren’t you?

Do I get to go trick-or-treating with you, big brother?

This is the Big Brother House. You can bounce checks.

The Bear in the Big Blue House

Waldo’s a bear. A blue bear.

Sweetie, if they don’t fit, you’ll be the only one not wearing white, and then you’ll stand out like “Where’s Waldo.”