What’s all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?
Yay, violence!
You never win with violence. You only win when you maintain your dignity.
Well, there’s nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum.
You can’t be serious? My daughter is marrying a gigolo who’s mother is a criminally insane drug trafficker.
I have one son who’s about to become my daughter, another son whom people are trying to kill, I have a lunatic stepson and a dummy living in my home and a husband who won’t make love to me. That’s not life, that’s something by Tennessee Williams!
No, NOT adorable. Appalachian.
You subscribe to the Appalachian Journal?
Haven’t you read the papers?
Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
I like to get the Daily News!
Hey gorgeous, you see my byline this morning?
Hey good-looking! We’ll be by to pick you up later!
No interest in me at all, hombre.
Oh yeah? Do you know what Mary Ellen Rogers did? She used The Beaver in order to get Wally to take her to the dance tonight. And don’t look so shocked, because it’s exactly what you predicted she’d do.
Shall I pass her a note in study hall?
He’s so romantic.
Alexis goes through men like they were cheeses with an expiration date.
In summary, Linda, the year listed on the bottle is not an expiration date. So that wine from 1997 should be perfectly safe to drink.
-“BB”-
Now you’ll hear her drunk voice.
You were a disgrace this morning; I can still smell the liquor on your breath. I don’t know how many of those men knew you were hung over, but I certainly did.