Get me a breath mint.
I can hold my breath for a very long time.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Smelly Cat, oh Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, oh Smelly Cat,
It’s not your fault!
There once was a brave lad named Leonard
With a fie, fie fiddle dee-dee
He faced a fearsome giant
While Raj just wanted to pee
I’ll be the big, mean giant.
All the stores in New York are so cramped, every time I turn I knock something over. I’m like some huge monster that came out of the ocean to destroy bodegas!.. I hate it. I’M TOO BIG FOR NEW YORK! Okay? I’m always trying to fit into cramped, little subway seats, or duck under doorways that were built 150 years ago. Hey, guess what: People are bigger now! Build bigger doorways! What the hell is the matter with you?
Dad, I went to, like, 15 stores at the mall. Nobody wants to give me a job.
We just hang out, jump off things.
Hangin’ out…down the street.
The same old thing…we did last week.
Not a thing to do
but talk to you.
Not a thing to do out in the street…oh yeah.
(You’re gonna learn something when we meet you after school)
I said jump, down on Jump Street.
I said jump, down on Jump
She’s alive, she is so alive. Now jump!
I can’t do it. We’ll do it live. We’ll do it live! F**k it!
Live! From New York! It’s Saturday Night!
So what? No fuckin’ ziti now?
That’s A Spicy Meatball
Spicy shrimp handroll: that’s Nori’s favorite. Special eel tail, and oysters, you tell me when you want to stop.
Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market?
And I cannot overstate this: no soft cheeses of any kind. Is that clear?
Here we are in the middle of a crisis, and there’s no cheesecake.