Speak to me in...TV quotes!

But… are you still Master of your domain?

Trust me. He goes in that room cause it’s the only one with a lock on it, and he’s in there for like an hour at a time; which either means he’s really, really good at it… or really, really bad at it.

The man you’re looking for is named Frederick Barnes, a former defense research scientist out of Arpax Systems in Annapolis. You may not be familiar with his name, but you’re likely familiar with his work - biochemical agents such as cytochlorin, black phosphorous, paratoxin. Barnes headed the project team that developed all of them. But he was more than just a research scientist. He was gifted. A savant of government-sanctioned mass killing.

Someone at this address recently called a mining operation in Canada trying to buy uranium.

No, no, Ray. In Canada, if we wish someone to leave the room we say, “Could you please leave the room?”

How’s it goin’, eh?

You hoser!

Then come back and be a hose jockey like the rest of us.

Why? Because we like you!

Turtle, I’m not going to have a threesome with you just to get you laid.

Please take care of this turtle. He needs a lot of love.

On Funk & Wagnall’s porch.

Look THAT up in your Funk & Wagnall’s!

It’s “Sock it to me” time!

-“BB”-

Sheldon, I’ve hidden the dirty sock from the roof somewhere in your apartment.

I knew he needed a hammer. He also needed a couple of nails and a good screw.

“Does everybody know what time it is?”

“It’s Tool Time!”

“Hey, kids, what time is it?”

-“BB”-

It’s Howdy Doody Time!

Oh noooo!