Speak to me in...TV quotes!

It’s Princess Summerfall WinterSpring!

In your universe, they call you a princess?

Yes.

In mine, we call you a child. An arrogant, demanding child!

Actually, I had him tested as a child. Doctors said he’s fine. Although I do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston.

36 hours and he’s already demonstrating more talent than any of our others.

The world will take me where I need to go. I’m like a leaf in the stream of creation. Until I find Dirk Gently, whoever or whatever that is, then I’m a piranha in the stream of creation.

I know a place where the unused bricks and mortar left over from the creation of our solar system can be found.

Do you want to see it? Do you want to see what you’ve been chasing me and my family for years for? Do you want to see a wormhole weapon?


Yes.


Beg.


I beg you.


It’s not good enough. Say “please.”


Please.


“Pretty please.”


Pretty please.


“With a cherry on top.”


With a cherry on top.


Happy Birthday.
Now get out of my sight

[ooo, good Farscape quote]

Where’s The Kaboom? There Was Supposed To Be An Earth-Shattering Kaboom!

We’ll soon stage an attack on technology worthy of being chronicled in an anthem by Rush!

Morgan! Hey, ah, buddy, do-do we carry any Rush CDs in the store?

There’s something on here that’s called “Pigs On The Wing”. What does that sound like?


I don’t do requests.

And now a rhythmic room-shaker requested by Corporal Max “I Wanna Get Out Of Here” Klinger. It’ll be coming your way as soon as I put a new fang in the old tone-arm cobra.

-“BB”-

Yeah, just a sec: Is there an Ernie Pantusso here?

“…that’s you, Coach.”

Speaking!

“Ernie, how do I look?”

“With your eyes, Bert.”

Now, tonight, I’m gonna try and put something new in my act.


Yeah, like comedy, maybe

Mother always liked you best.

What kind of child were you looking for?

Moosie here with Kids News For Kids.

Moose and squirrel must die!

“Oh, a white squirrel! How cute!”

“Lulu is a mink.”