It"s a good source of crude oil for that new refinery of ours.
Now to switch on our oil pump for the very first time, here’s our top student: Lisa Simpson!
Behold! The power of gravity!
So what we need is a bigger gravity magnet than the Earth to suck all the radioactivity out of you. We could use the sun.
Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun.
Don’t you want the sun to rise tomorrow morning?
You mean you guys took the sleeping bags and slept out in a tent last night?
Murray: And one time… my whole platoon had to drink their own urine.
Bret: Oh, were you lost?
Murray: No, we were drunk. It was a party game. I didn’t really like that part of the army. More tea, Jemaine?
Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.
There is no pleasure so great as to sit quietly with a cup of tea and possess full knowledge of that which has not yet occurred.
Be honest with me. It’s a prank, right? The tea? Like when us tourist folks aren’t around, y’all know it tastes like garbage?
Are you kidding? This is just the warm-up prank.
I remember one time we had wash hung out to dry, but Trapper stole Colonel Blake’s underwear, strung his shorts from a kite and flew them into enemy territory.
I’ll make tea! I’m British: it’s the only thing we know how to do in an emergency!
You put them in your coffee and they get all mooshy. Mooshy-mooshy.
Attention deadbeat diners. You can’t just sit here all night and only order coffee. This is not a Starbucks.
No soup for you! One year!
I hate to say this, Gertrude, but I think that somewhere in between the soup and the coffee, you’re gonna get murdered!
Well, welcome to Chowder Cottage. I’m sure we’re all gonna be as happy as… clams.
If my cottage is this X and we’re this circle, then just put an X here and and an X here and then tic-tac-toe, I win.