From Hollywood, it’s everybody’s game of stategy, knowledge, and fun! It’s “TIC TAC DOUGH”! And now, here is the host of our show, WINK MARTINDALE!
From Hollywood, the Tonght Show! Starring Johnny Carson.
I got a church social to go to tonight.
So now you know. This is where I go on the weekend.
You say you come here often but that’s the best you can do? [Fires gun] And that’s with pretty nails.
Yes! Barbra was so beautiful in the movie. Did you see her nails? They were like butter!
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfingers!
Don’t point your finger at me, woman. You’re the one who parks him in front of the TV and makes him watch all them Muppets.
Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the City.
There are six seasons, dude.
Oh, crap!
If you weren’t so sexy, I’d beat your brains out!
Doctor Crane!
He can fix your brain!
I’m Doctor Frasier Crane, and I’m listening.
We have a man with a large carrot stuck in his colon coming in.
-How did he ever swallow it whole?
Uh, you wouldn’t have any tasty, nutritious carrots, perchance, would you?
Hey, was it me or you that just shoved the butt end of a pound of broccoli into my mouth because Michael told me to?
He likes it! Hey, Mikey!
You’re dethpicable!
You miserable bitch!
It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, and even longer to see that it doesn’t have to be that way.
I work in a shoe store, I make less than minimum wage, and yet I’m not happy to be home.