I’m selling a way, set an open house, for Saturday.
Kids, it’s Saturday, which means we might get customers.
What time is it, kids?
It’s Howdy Doody Time!!
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Slow down your neighbors?
Just slow it down. I’ll shoot Hitler out the window.
-“BB”-
Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there.
I want to take clean cups out of the dishwasher and put them in the cupboard at home and the next morning, I want to watch my wife drink from them.
We were drunk on Margaritas and wanted to find out whose wife would eat the most crickets.
Sue Ellen, you’re a drunk, a tramp and an unfit mother.
You’ve been picked up for drunk and disorderly twice since 2009.
The real super fluid is what’s in this drink. It reminds me of my daddy’s ‘don’t tell mommy’ juice.
Mama would skin me alive! Everyone knows those two ladies make bootleg whiskey.
I’m not crazy! My mother had me tested.
Well, I’m a girl with bipolar… raised by a crazy person who ruined everything for me. All I wanna do is skate, but my partner hates me. So, yeah, everything’s great.
He calls it “the brotherhood of the wheel”.
This is the greatest thing since the invention of sliced wheels!
What am I, a four-wheel friend?
Yeah, but she doesn’t seem so creepy since I found out she’s got wheels!