Yes, I call him Steven now. Because I checked and he’s not okay with “Wheels.”
Charla, you must pack your bags and check out of Paradise, forever!
What’s happening? You keep a packed suitcase?
It’s on account of that money in my suitcase!
We want you to know how happy we are to have you, your handsome nephew, your lovely daughter, and your beautiful money er mothe
Hold it right there! I don’t want no check. I want my money… cash.
What do you mean it don’t cost a whole lot to buy a little, or a whole lot to buy a lot, what do you mean?
Never have I ever kept a secret bank account because I think that my wife can’t handle money.
I don’t trust banks. I believe when the robots rise up, ATMs will lead the charge.
As a senior citizen, you’re probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel. Well, now there’s a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance.
Come home to the unique flavor of shattering the grand illusion. Come home to Simple Rick.
Illusion is my business. I can make people disappear.
I know, I know. No ‘hocus pocus’. So sue me, it was worth it.
That would be the definition of a frivolous lawsuit.
But I’m sure your lawyer has told you this lawsuit is going to be very difficult for you to win.
A first-year law student could punch more holes in your case than Con Ed has in Third Avenue.
Really, Agnes. Why don’t you just run up to Fifth Avenue and stop any carriage that has a man inside?
I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut. I was wrong. You don’t wear too much makeup.
When you are putting on your makeup, it’s like you’re an artist, but instead of painting a canvas, you’re painting your face.
It’s time to put on makeup
It’s time to dress up right