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You know, it is so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
-Ethel Mae’s very big here in Albuquerque.
-She’s big everywhere.
That’s extremely bad. How long has he been in Albuquerque?
I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
You made a U-turn in the Holland Tunnel? Oh, brother, that must-a been somethin’.
Did I do that?
If I dood it, I’ll get a whippin’ … I dood it!
(originated on radio, but Red Skelton also used it on TV in his ‘Mean Little Kid’ sketches)
-“BB”-
Well, if there’s one thing Jethro’d like better than fightin’ it, it’d be eatin’ it!
So please go away… and please re-arrange the contents of this plate so that someone in the latest stages of malnutrition will at least take a passing interest in it.
Roast beef, mozzarella cheese, corn and raisins. Luckily, it had only been in the stomach a few hours, so it was only partially digested.
My guy loves corn puddin’,
I’ve got the recipe;
So if he wants my puddin’,
He’ll have to marry me.
I couldn’t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you
Bernadette
We can, Ted. We’ve had the blood test. We have the license and it’s still valid. We can call and get a minister over here. We can call our friends and tell them to come over here. What else do we need? So what do you say, buster, you still wanna get married?
Being a Slayer doesn’t give me a license to kill.
So? So now you’re a cop killer, Ricky. Yeah. You’ve become the thing that even your old man knew had to be wiped out.
Ricky, my birthday isn’t for eight months yet.
Happy birthday to me… happy birthday to… me…
[to Erica,freaking out about Adam’s birthday party] Where’s the phone? I’m calling the f****** clown.
Some people have been known to sleepwalk, or sleep-drive while on that medication. Cam’s reaction has been much worse.
(Sigh) I sleep clown.