I would rather sleep with J.R. than sleep with you and I would rather sleep with a carnival geek than sleep with J.R.! Does that give any idea as to how you rank in my affections?
Nobody likes a math geek, Scully.
When Howard told me the FBI would be contacting me, I expected Mulder. Glad to see I got Scully, heh heh.
I may not say this right because I am new to English, but [points to Donna] she has tremendous breasts, yes?
The signposts are in English so that we may read them more easily, but the place - is The Twilight Zone.
Come and knock on our door… (Come and knock on our door)
We’ve been waiting for you
Wait for it…
Ricky, this is it.
Lucy, you’ve got some 'splaining to do!
-“BB”-
Submitted for your approval…
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Kids, I’ve been telling you the story of how I met your mother.
I just know when I get home, my mother’s going to look at me and chuckle for a week.
Mom, this isn’t the first pregnancy test I’ve ever taken.
I am a Jungian, not a Freudian, so there will be no blaming Mummy today.
I’m makin’ money, that pyramid mummy money
I’m makin’ money, that pyramid scheme money
The first one of these players to make it up to the top of the pyramid in less than 60 seconds will walk away with $100,000 in cash.
Let’s. . .make. . .a DEAL!!!
Tosh: I know I look like shit. I’m so tired my right eye is twitching involuntarily so I’m either having a stroke or really need my bed, in which, by the way, I keep my socks on and my ear plugs in. Either way I don’t want you to go. Stay, please. At least until your money runs out.
Boyfriend: Well, since you put it like that.
[Shetland]
I miss my farm and my bed and my friends who never tell me I’m to die…