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Look, it’s a California driver’s license.

-Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It’s like a leper colony down there.
-So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
-UNDATEABLE!

She saw nothing of value in me.

He’s all messed up with girls. He can’t get a blind date for one for a dance.

Jessie, would you like to be my dance partner in the contest?

Now’s the time on Sprockets when we dance!

You don’t dance. Only I get to dance.

You may not touch my monkey.

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp

He’s got the country in a whirl.
What’s his name?
Sh! Secret Squirrel.

Why don’t you go milk a cow.

This is a very friendly cow and she always likes to shake hands.

You never heard of a talking horse?

Good grief, the comedian’s a bear.

Corner!

That guy, he ain’t in your corner. Not anymore.

I got your back, Jack.

Behind.

Good work, chef.
Thank you, chef.

Calling Dr Howard! Dr Fine! Dr Howard!