And so Dr. Bob is about to begin his bongo practice. Tune in next week, when we’ll hear Nurse Piggy say…
Tune in tomorrow. Same Bat-time. Same Bat-channel.
“What are you searching for, Jo?”
“Tomorrow.”
What is it that is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow. But when it arrives, it is today.
Here it is, January 14th, 1952, when NBC begins a new program called “Today.”
You’re not gonna die today.
Perhaps today is a good day to die.
(appeared many times, and in varying iterations, in ST: TNG – usually spoken by Worf or some other Klingon)
-“BB”-
- Anything else?
- Yes. If you use my toothbrush, I’ll jump out that window. Please don’t come to my funeral. Good night.
Oh, how I wish I could be there when you watch the funeral on the news. Watch the casket being slipped into the ground. Only, you won’t be watching that. No, no, you’ll be watching… the widow Boone. Tiffany, perhaps. Oh no, better yet, “Kelli” - with an “I”!
Chuckles the Clown is dead. It was a freak accident. He went to the parade dressed as Peter Peanut, and a rogue elephant tried to shell him
I think I’m gonna call him “Stampy.”
Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.
We have a massive pest problem in this town, and it’s because the Animal Control Department has been disaster… at catching animals.
One time I bring somebody home who I want to impress, and what do I find? A bunch of booze-drenched hill people… just sitting around in their underwear and chasing rats… and fornicating in the stairwell.
All families are embarrassing and if they’re not embarrassing, then they’re dead.
Don’t you think one genius in the family is enough?
People think I’m smart; but I’m not smart.
Woo-hoo! I’m a college man! I won’t need my high school diploma anymore!
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
S-M-R-T!
I’m sure an intelligent fellow like you has ambitions. What would you like to be in life?
Well, I thunk maybe a garbage collector.
It’s Trash Truck! She can carry anything, and she’s super strong.