(Sorry, above quote should’ve said “Edison Carter”.)
You’ll be dead. I’ll be alive, though. I’ll be alive.
I might be an idiot but I’m not stupid.
Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
You’ve arranged for two morons to call me stupid?
I guess they don’t teach intelligence in the Second Grade.
Max, this job calls for an agent with high intelligence, sharp judgment and total fearlessness.
The four of you are three of my closest friends, and one treasured acquaintance.
I’m friends with all of my exes.
She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend
You’re my friend, she’s your ex. You get to forgive and move on. I get to hold a grudge until I die.
Shattered dreams are shattered dreams. Doesn’t matter how or why. They’re still lying in pieces on the ground.
I found the girl of my dreams.
You didn’t mention she was black.
Was I supposed to?
A Black American cares, and he knows, and he struggles. That’s why I’m telling you this.
I was fighting battles when your only struggle was to climb out of a womb!
No matter what the provocation is, I will NOT have my wife acting this way. A common brawl in a lily pond - with HER! You look like a couple of female mud wrestlers!
Living with a guy is like living with a bear, with furniture.
Jesse was twice the man you’ll ever be. And he was a bear.
Oh. He does not have an interesting job. He just works hard and takes care of all of us. He never shot things in Africa or not saved anybody that was drowning. But that’s alright with me because when I am sick, he brings me ice cream and when I tell him things or ask things, he always listens to me. And he would use up a whole Saturday to make junk with me in the garage. He may not be interesting to you or someone else, because he is not your father. Just mine.
No one’s bought me ice cream since my dad died.