Speak to me in...TV quotes!

Dude’s covered in cat hair.

The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.

Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night

Tell her to wear boxing gloves.

[to Governor Richie ] In the future, if you’re wondering: “Crime. Boy, I don’t know,” is when I decided to kick your ass.

“Having nice things isn’t a crime.”

“No, but buying things with drug money is.”

  • 17-year-old Girl: [injects herself with methamphetamine] I’m sorry, Grandpa.

Nobody calls him “grandpa!”

Walker, this could be your great-grandfather, or mine!

You don’t think, oh, that’s my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

No

But, it is. It’s somebody’s great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

The king’s grandfather tells a different story.

Crap. Wrong thread.

[Grandma farts.]

So then what’s the Boo-Hoo? Is that like another poop afterwards?

A dollar makes me holla, Honey Boo-Boo.

Honey, it’s the same people, it’s the same house as “An American Gothic”. It’s even the same pitchfork.

I know. That’s what a ghost is. A nobody. Larry Mondello’s a-scared of the house, too.

Tish! That’s French!

It’s not lupus.

Your life or your lupins