Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore…
This is in recognition of Dennis Blunden’s work through the “Christmas for Kids” program.
Every year when I was a kid, my parents threw a Christmas party. Everybody in the neighbourhood came; Dad played the “Big Cheese,” Mom played Donna Reed, and a really stupid time was had by all.
Who has been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles?
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Someone used the iron to make grilled cheese.
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I had bread, I had cheese, and I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?
What setting did he use?
Set your phasers on stun.
Let’s talk to Aygon. He bought the stun gun.
You think you’re all that. But you’re not!
- to a random person] I’m gonna be in People magazine!
- [Charlie Sheen](turns around to him] Call me when you’re on the cover.
Put Adrienne and me on the cover and write a story about our marriage.
Two little words: marriage counselor.
Alex: I want to see a therapist. I did some research. Dr. Gregory Clark – highly recommended, specializes in teenagers, and is covered by our insurance. I booked a double session with him today. And since you guys have the open house, I will be taking the bus.
Phil: She’s like a self-cleaning oven.
What kind of life do you think I live in this city by driving a bus all day?
I’m not really a cab driver. I’m just waiting for something better to come along. You know, like death.
I mean like I’ve been a cabbie for 17 years. Ten years at night. I still don’t own my own cab. You know why? Because I don’t want to.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to darkest Hollywood. Night brings a stillness to the jungle. It is so quiet, you can hear a name drop.
You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram and Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day?
Dayman, ah-ah-ah
Fighter of the night man, ah-ah-ah
Champion of the sun, ah-ah-ah
Master of karate
And friendship for everyone
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke
Your love life’s DOA
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I’ll be there for you