He heard the DOA’s name go out on the radio.
I almost forgot, fellow babies… boogerrrrr!
Damn!
Oh Barnes, you just get dumber and dumber every day.
It’s pronounced “Wojciehowicz”, just like it’s spelled!
From the same show …
Detective Wojciehowicz is reading a suspect the Miranda warning. The suspect claims he only understands Spanish, so ‘Wojo’ stops and then rattles it off, letter-perfect, in Spanish. He then looks at the suspect and asks,
“Do you want to hear it in Polish?”
-BB"-
Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed, to protect the innocent.
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee
He was brave, he was fearless and as tough as a mighty oak tree.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
H.R. Pufnstuff
Who’s your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Pufnstuff
Can’t do a little cause he can’t do enough
You haven’t seen my friend John here, have you?
He’s got a big secret, and he’s just busting to tell someone.
Luke: Can you keep a secret?
Mitchell: I kept a pretty big one for 22 years. So…
You did what you did to keep him safe. His adoption is secret, his location is unknown because you had to protect him.
And the best part is, Junior doesn’t need a license to fly it. Apparently, it qualifies as a ‘manned kite’. Or a ‘manned lightning rod’; we’ll see.
“The symbiote I carry appears to protect me.”
“Way to go, Junior!”
Our first responsibility–all of us–is to protect the world from the dangers of an artifact.
The only one who can keep you safe is you.