To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Mum, what is the problem? I have my life and you have yours. This is what you wanted.
Not my problem. You can float as atoms in the air. Now get out.
See, Miss Lane. You just step into my de-atmosphering chamber, and presently your atoms will be sent along the telephone lines all the way to St. Louis.
Ha-ha! Here’s the telephone number.
Dude, this is a Wendy’s restaurant.
We start with grade-A beef, feed that to others cows, then kill them, and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
Meet Curt at Burger City.
When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!
Don’t have a cow, man!
They’ll sell to me before I’m through—or they’ll never sell cattle to anyone else.
-Ward, wasn’t there a Cleaver way back in your family who sold guns to the Indians?
-No, that was whiskey. It just got 'em in the mood to buy guns.
(Chief Wild Eagle) "Hekawis very brave warriors, except for one thing --"
(Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke) "What's that?"
(Chief Wild Eagle) "We faint a lot."
We were talking, and then you fainted.
“You were in the Marine Corps. You - You had shots all the time.”
“I fainted all the time. It was embarrassing. Guys standing around making stupid jokes.”
You know, in the Marines, we face all sorts of challenges, but I’ve learned that a positive attitude can turn even the toughest situations into opportunities for growth
“He’s a challenge.”
“He’s a menace.”
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
All I’m saying is, if they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably just make an actual Hulk.
There’s no business like junk business. If you want to make money, you gotta think outside the box.