I’m a bird. I’m a plane. I’m a choo-choo train.
- Sheldon Cooper: We’re not flying; we’re taking the train.
- Penny: Oh, cool.
- Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, cool. Seven times as long as flying and costs almost twice as much.
The plane! The plane!
You care more about this stupid plane than you do about me!
At the end of the day, it’s still a building on its side being thrown from one place to another.
Are we supposed to fly that close to the mountains?
You care more about this stupid plane than you do about me!
What was I thinking when I said “I do”? I’d already had sex with her; I didn’t need that again.
It’s done. I’ve moved on to other things. For example, after I’ve learned Finnish, I’m not going to learn it again.
Richard Feynman played the bongos. I thought I’d give that a try.
It doesn’t matter where we live in California. The important thing is to find someone who can build us a swimming pool shaped like a conga drum.
They said California is the place y’ought’a be.
She is the biggest bitch at West Beverly High. I should know. I went out with her for a year.
That means you’ve never experienced the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.
Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, peewee football… In fact, every form of football, except for the original: European football. Most Texans believe it to be a commie plot.
Do you know about San Jacinto? Have you heard about the Alamo?
That’s not a TV quote, it’s from the movie Giant. (Unless it has been re-used on TV, in which case I humbly apologize)
Onward:
I’d rather be on a losing football team than a winning soccer team any day.
Whoops, sorry about that.
Back in play:
“The first woman coach in Major League Soccer.”
I’m not shocked. As a woman, I’m very proud of Mary Ellen
Their pride was their undoing. I know. I was there.