No. But that’s a good thing. - You can’t know yourself if you haven’t!.
Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?
Do I understand this correctly? I’m being marked down? I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!
Oh, shit! I’m a Colombian drug lord!
Funny way to start a friendship, me thinking you were someone else… I leave a piece of my soul on the floor every time I do this song-and-dance. “Go out like a battleship, come back like a raft.”
I’m sorry, Sid, but I don’t wanna marry you. I really like you. We’ve had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator.
So, you’re saying… there’s a CHANCE!
If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about.
I think, I think there’s too much burden placed on the orgasm, you know, to make up for empty areas in life.
Good. Keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours.
Pardon me while I … WHIP this out.
Excuse me… I’d like to… ASS you a few questions.
Do you go all the way? To Chicago?
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?
I only said it because I - Because I wanted to meet you so much.
You’re smart. You’re kind. You’re the sweetest man I’ve ever met. You are… You are definitely the most-interesting person I know. And you are fun to be with. And you see the world in a way that nobody else sees the world, and I like the way you see the world. You’re my best friend. You make me happier than anyone I’ve ever known. And I love you.
One question. Do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?
From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water, if you fell out of a fucking boat.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
I can handle it, though.