Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides… alone
No honest working man can afford to buy a car in this goddamn country anymore. Maybe I’ll have to go to Russia and buy a car!
I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.
Credit is a sacred trust, it’s what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Wish you could see the headlines, “British agent murders beautiful Russian spy, then commits suicide.”
Could be worse. Could be stabbed.
I’m still a virgin. I mean I haven’t killed anyone yet
I hit a home run at fourteen. Well I guess some of us are women, and some of us are little girls.
This excitement isn’t just about the fun of baseball. It’s not about the prize. It’s about the gloating and rubbing their noses in it. The “Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah! We beat you!” taunting if you will, that comes with the winning
We knocked their dicks off!
Aren’t you the one I caught playing pattycake with Old Man Acme?!
Uhhh… no. That was, like, OTHER kids.
Incredible! I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!
What? What did you call me?
You’re the most beautiful girl in the world, and the sweetest and the dearest.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters.
Abby, the girl on the beach was a setup. They do things like that, in case the other enticements don’t work.
Do you ever get the feeling that there’s something going on that we don’t know about?
Not just screwing, Mitch. All sorts of intimate acts, oral and whatnot, that can be particularly hard for a trusting wife to forgive and IMPOSSIBLE to forget.
You fuck little girls? So be it.