Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Sometimes dead is better.

Better dead than red.

Redrum. Redrum. Redrum.

“Why”, you ask? “Why” is not the question. How? Now, that is a question worth examining. How could I, being born of such, uh… conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness only in that which cannot be explained? I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good! My brain is frozen. Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick encrustations dying on the surface!

He a weak white boy, and beatin’ on a nigger make him feel strong.

Do you see the sign on my house that says "dead n------ storage?!"

Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

I’ll make a deal. You… give me pleasure, then we give you the Continuum Transfunctioner, and then if you have time, you can do him.

It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we’ve just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you

They caused an explosion!

Houston, we have a problem.

Don’t give me excuses- give me RESULTS!

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

Put that coffee down!

Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.

She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.

Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him.

They think he’s a righteous dude.

Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that could fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn’t buy an apple from the son of a bitch and I consider him a good, close, personal friend

Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.

Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.