Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.
Would you like me better if I were a nun? Like in the story.
You can’t lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin.
I don’t think Father Flynn did anything wrong.
You just don’t like him! You don’t like it that he uses a ballpoint pen. You don’t like it that he takes 3 lumps of sugar in his tea. You don’t like it that he likes Frosty the Snowman and you are letting that convince you? Of something that’s terrible… Just terrible…
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
You go in that courtroom and forget what’s legal and do what’s right
‘If you rule that man is crazy, the only three people who will vote for you are you, me, and that D.A.!’
‘The district attorney is a Republican.’
Sustained. Counselor’s entire opening statement… with the exception of “thank you”… will be stricken from the record.
I find you guilty, counselor! Guilty of betrayin’ your fellow man! Guilty of betrayin’ your country and abrogatin’ your oath! Guilty of judgin’ me and sellin’ me out! With the power vested in me by the kingdom of God, I sentence you to the Ninth Circle of Hell! Now you will learn about loss! Loss of freedom! Loss of humanity! Now you and I will truly be the same…
It is the judgement of this court… that without possibility of reprieve or parole… you be taken from this place… to the dilithium mines on the penal asteroid of Rura Penthe! There to spend the rest of your natural lives!
Trust in my judgment of the book. Besides, you’re gonna hang no matter what it says in there, 'cause I am the law, and the law is the handmaiden of justice. Get a rope
You don’t say much my friend, but when you do it’s to the point, and I salute you for it.
We feel confident we have the expertise to complete our role.
This station is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it.
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you’ve had in your entire life. I’ve got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
If I call you next December, IF I call you next December, you’re gonna be so happy to hear from me, you’re gonna do a goddamn back flip. You’re gonna put that Santa hat on so fast that you’re gonna get fucking hat-burn
Go for it.
We failed, all right? We tried, and we failed!