Failure is not an option.
We’ve never lost an American in space, we’re sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch!
This watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
(Off-game: HOT DOG! Perfect time to use that line.)
Hello. My name’s Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?
Is that chocolate or poop?
Doodie!
I swear she’s not using real words.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Does that word… frighten you, Sidney?
MAN You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-King, you and your silly English K…niggets. He puts hands to his ears and blows a raspberry.
Professor, no one has a higher opinion of you than I do. And I think you’re a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
Insult my fucking kids? That’s going overboard, mate!
Twelve kids… that’s nuts.
Truthfully, I think they blamed me for neglecting their mother all those years. But there seemed to me that there was enough physical evidence I hadn’t neglected her completely!
It’s not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?
Most everyone’s mad here. Aha. Aha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!..
You… may have noticed… that I’m not all there myself!
Wow! You’re a genius. You’re like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.
What’s your name, miss? - Tits Hemingway.
…I must be dreaming.