Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Failure is not an option.

We’ve never lost an American in space, we’re sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch!

This watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
(Off-game: HOT DOG! Perfect time to use that line.)

Hello. My name’s Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?

Is that chocolate or poop?

Doodie!

I swear she’s not using real words.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Does that word… frighten you, Sidney?

MAN You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-King, you and your silly English K…niggets. He puts hands to his ears and blows a raspberry.

Professor, no one has a higher opinion of you than I do. And I think you’re a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!

Insult my fucking kids? That’s going overboard, mate!

Twelve kids… that’s nuts.

Truthfully, I think they blamed me for neglecting their mother all those years. But there seemed to me that there was enough physical evidence I hadn’t neglected her completely!

It’s not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?

Most everyone’s mad here. Aha. Aha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!..

You… may have noticed… that I’m not all there myself!

Wow! You’re a genius. You’re like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.

What’s your name, miss? - Tits Hemingway.

…I must be dreaming.