Excuse me, sir! But what about the body that fell out the window?
Game over man… GAME OVER!
If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don’t care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we’re gonna be winners.
It was all that Dan Marino’s fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Spartans, tonight, we dine in hell!
All right, now, I don’t want them to gain another yard! You blitz… all… night! If they cross the line of scrimmage, I’m gonna take every last one of you out! You make sure they remember, forever, the night they played the Titans!
I’m so sorry! I suffer from short-term memory loss. […] It’s true, I forget things almost instantly. Runs in my family! I mean… at least I think it does. Hmm… where are they…?
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Can I help you?
Would you bear with me for just a second, please?
I don’t know how to put this… but I’m kind of a big deal.
It was made very clear to me what I’m supposed to do here. I smile, wave my little hat… I did that, so when do I get paid?
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
They lack our… altruism, sir.
All that Jimmy Stewart bullshit? I’ve got such a lump in my throat I can’t tell you.
See what they make you give?
A Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries and some beef jerky.
Not even the BEST of friends go halfsies on a rubber.
You make me sick.
I don’t know about you boys, but they look pretty goddamn sweet to me!
You’re gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth.