That’s not gonna happen.
Hey, anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet?
Hey, we all need friends in here. I could be a friend to you.
Hey… Hard to get. I like that…
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
You talkin’ to me?
Hey! I’m talkin’ at you!
I’m just afraid that you’re going to burn in Hell for all this.
But, dude, we’re already dead.
How the hell do you make amends with someone who’s already dead?
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
In every class, there’s always one joker who thinks that he’s smarter than me.
And as you can see, I’m a lot happier.
You gonna look funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!
Am I in your way?
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Whichever you please, my lady.
Well sure, it’s big enough. But look at the location!
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp.
I think I feel a song coming on…
The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that’s ME, baby, remember?
OK, I believe you. That’s why I’m gonna let you go.
beat
I’m gonna give you 'til the count of three to get your lousy, lying, no-good four-flushing carcass OUT THAT DOOR!