Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Die! Die! Why won’t you die? Why won’t you die?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Such behavior!
Men are shameless. If you’re not thinking with your wiener, then you’re acting directly on its behalf.
It’s swell to have a stiffy, it’s divine to have a dick,
from the tiniest little todger, to the world’s biggest prick!
Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you?
I know what goes where, and why.
I want to discover why I know what’s right and still do what’s wrong.
I wanna discover what happiness is
… and what value there is in suffering.
I want to discover why men go to war.
And what they really say deep in their hearts when they pray to God.
I want to discover what it is that men and women feel when they say they love.
I figured since I’ve waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I wanted to give you a call.
Dad, I am not going to have phone sex with you and mom!
Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don’t be ticklin’ or nothin’.
Hey! What do you need, a brick wall to fall on your head? Resting! It’s a euphemism for not interested… Skinny!
My problem is, I got a fifty-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinky.
A healthy person is someone who expresses what they’re feeling inside. Express, not repress.
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don’t know why. I would just kinda… sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks.
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Are you drunk or something?
Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?