Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks quite yet.
Aw, maaaan!
I’m a fearless man, but I’m scared to death of you.
Keaton always said, ‘I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.’ Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze!
Hey… you wanna see something really scary?
Them panties. Take 'em off.
If you think you’re gonna’ get back in my panties, forget it. There’s one asshole in there already.
You’re a real blue flame special, aren’t you, son? Young, dumb and full of cum.
Uh, well, sir, I ain’t a f’real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!
You couldn’t take care of a wet dream. God loves you.
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we’re not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
Well, it’s official: I’m never sleeping again. Ever.
A good cop can’t sleep because he’s missing a piece of the puzzle. And a bad cop can’t sleep because his conscience won’t let him.
You know, when you’re a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein’ a cop except how to live with a mistake.
So how does it feel to be the oldest rookie in the last 30 years?
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me pegged, because of the way I am, the way I talk. And they’re always wrong.
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things.
I feel this Tartar woman is for me, and my blood says, take her. There are moments for wisdom and moments when I listen to my blood; my blood says, take this Tartar woman.
Good. Keep your snake in it’s cage for 72 hours.