Me? Oh, I’m great in bed. I almost never fall out.
Get out of that bed! You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood, and you don’t care if your clothes look hunchbacked from wire hangers.
I’m not staying in this freaking house another second, so come on.
Wow! No wonder your old man took to the sauce. I would, too, if I had to sleep in here.
But there’s a body in the window seat!
Please let my friends sleep. He’s just dead.
Man. That’s a real shame when people be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that…
Huh? I am not a bum. I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and… uh… my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi.
Mississippi.
Cause Mississippi’s the only thing that keeps Arkansas from being the worst state in the whole country.
Oooklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain…
You and me got sense. Them Okies got no sense and no feeling. They ain’t human. Human being wouldn’t live the way they do. Human being couldn’t stand to be so miserable.
Mr Horn, there’s three kinds of peoples in this world. There’s white peoples, there’s colored peoples and there’s jackasses. All soldiers is jackasses!
Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
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I’ve never woke up in handcuffs before.
Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.
This is 100% pure Columbian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen. Disco shit. Pure as the driven snow.
You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for me here!