You’ve been given a great gift, George: A chance to see what the world would be like without you.
It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.
It is the cycle of life itself. When someone or something dies, something or somebody is born.
Everytime a child says ‘I don’t believe in fairies’ there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.
Elton John wishes to sing at the funeral. Should be a first for Westminster Abbey.
Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I’ll take the Glock.
We should have shotguns for this…
Now Ringo, I’m gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One… two… three.
Boy, boy, crazy boy, keep cool, boy! Got a rocket in your pocket. Keep cooly-cool, boy!
Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
Yeah, you’ve got no confidence, it’s sweet, I like that in a man. I can’t stand those johns who come in and throw down a couple of hundred and whip out a big dick and wave it all over the joint.
I have never treated you like a hooker.
So, are we like best friends now that you’ve seen what’s in my freezer?
“I’m the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you’ll tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.”
Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
I cannot in all conscience delay for the sake of an iguana or a giant peccary.
Shut the f@ck up, Donny.
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
If everybody could just be quiet a moment…
I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!