That’ll do, pig.
Cause a fat little piggie lives in this room! Get your ass on this scale!
Look, it’s empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I’m not gonna scare you. I’m off duty.
Hey… you wanna see something really scary?
With all due respect, sir, you’re beginning to bore the hell out of me.
And by the way, you know, when you’re telling these little stories? Here’s a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away…
Thank you. Mind if I shoot it up here?
Glad to meet you, kid, you’re a real horse’s ass.
I got the horse right here, The name is Paul Revere
And here’s a guy that says that the weather’s clear
Can do
Oh, you’re a bad pony. And I’m not gonna bet on you.
We can’t afford to lose any horses, you dummy!
dont cry because its over, smile because it happened
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Thunderbirds are go!
… and Leo’s getting larger!
Honey, I blew up the kid!
A couple of months ago in the desert of New Mexico, gigantic ants were discovered. These ants are similar in appearance and characteristics to the household and garden pests you are familiar with, except that they are mutations ranging in size from nine to twelve feet in length.