Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

I chose you because you were the most pathetic little bug in the joint.

YOU are a bug bite squared.

I love this place at night, the stars. There’s no right or wrong in them. They’re just there.

Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

You can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not about Titanic. It’s over a hundred feet longer than the Mauritania and far more luxurious.

It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

AAAAAhhhhh! He said it again!!!

Inconceivable!!!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your
philosophy.

Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

May I bone your kipper, Mademoiselle?

(Clifton Webb’s character to his daughter character (Audrey Dalton?) in *Titanic, *1953 version)

My job is to make sure that you do your job. I’m Special Counsel for Internal Affairs, so my jurisdiction’s pretty much in your face.

You’re everything we’ve come to expect from years of government training. Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam…

Chief, you ever question the ethics of the neurosurgeons who monkey around inside your brain?

Y’know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain’t never seen no phantom Russian submarine.

But I’d be done see’n about everything when I see an elephant fly.

I could stand the sight of worms, and look at microscopic germs. But technicolor pachyderms is really too much for me …

You know that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats.