Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do. I have a perfect puzzle for you.
It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma.
You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.
Speak “friend” and enter.
Alone: bad. Friend: good!
All these souls, lost and alone. I can save them. I can cure them. There’s no reason to stop me, Peter.
You don’t really think you’ll win, do you?
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain’t much of a hand at makin’ speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin’ on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin’. Heck, I reckon you wouldn’t even be human bein’s if you didn’t have some pretty strong personal feelin’s about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin’ on you and by golly, we ain’t about to let ‘em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I’d say that you’re all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing’s over with. That goes for ever’ last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let’s get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin’ to do.
Muriel said the Russians have landed, whatever that means, Chief. And she said they were attacking her personally!
Emergency! Everybody to get from street!
Left! Left! Tunnel! Tunnel! Exit! Exit! Left!
Wow. He just sailed right out there!
Wun, you wascal wabbit!
It’s twue! It’s twue!
Everything you have seen here has been an illusion.
Now you’re looking for the secret. But you won’t find it because of course, you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you! Ah, at last I’ve found the meaning of it all!
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M-hmm. Well, it’s nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations… Oh, well, there we are. Here’s the theme music. Goodnight.