Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Well stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked “booze”. It’s the only way to fly!
Mr. President, it’s time to get you off this plane!
Oh, God, this country’s in deep, deep trouble, buddy… and I have to see this through. Mother would’ve wanted no less of me.
We’ve got serious problems, and we need serious people, and if you want to talk about character, Bob, you’d better come at me with more than a burning flag and a membership card. If you want to talk about character and American values, fine. Just tell me where and when, and I’ll show up. This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up. My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I am the President.
Hail to the chief / He’s the one we all say “Hail” to. / We all say “Hail” / 'Cause he keeps himself so clean! / He’s got the power, / That’s why he’s in the shower…
Lincoln: Buzzards’ guts, man!
When I win the Presidency, we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together… Lots and lots and lots of time. President and advisor. Harmonious and productive. Close and special. You and I.
General Decker, if you do not shut up I am going to relieve you of your commands!
Captain, I relieve you of your command of this ship. COB, escort the Captain to his state room. I’m assuming command.
Situation quiet; the Captain’s been put away for the night.
l guess you’ll just have to go wake h¡m up, now, won’t you?
Most died during the acute stage of the illness, during a sleep so deep they couldn’t be roused. A sleep that in most cases lasted several months. Those who survived, who awoke, seemed fine, as though nothing had happened.
Why are you talking to me anyway? I’m a dead man!
Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
The executioner of the King’s nephew, my husband’s own cousin?
O my prophetic soul! My uncle?
Pop, come on. Uncle Earl is gay. Why fight it?
Okay, gentlemen: We’ve already got a tinkerbell, a lotus blossom, we’ve got Jim and Dick in their three-piece suits, we need someone to manage things, a woman this time. Plus, she’s the right price, and she’s got bigger balls than anyone else here.
I have nothing to do with that, she’ll sleep with anyone Tom, you know that! She even tried to teach me a thing or two about bed antics once. Some crackpot idea about saving me from my friends. She’s a sick twist all right.