If you want some friendly advice, get a haircut and take a bath. You wouldn’t get hassled so much.
I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit.
You can say bad things about me but I won’t say bad things about myself!
People always mean well. They cluck their thick tongues, and shake their heads and suggest, oh, so very delicately!
Pick-a-little, talk-a-little, pick-a-little, talk-a-little, cheep, cheep, cheep, talk-a-lot, pick-a-little-more.
So what the girl picks up a nickname? You know, how cruel kids can be. Especially, when some is a little different.
So you’re the alcoholic high school buddy shit for brains.
Violent ground acquisition games such as football is in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
Shall we play a game?
Tennis, anyone?
… and she stepped on the ball.
So, with last night’s victory over Boston, next week the Milwaukee Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That’s in an effort to reduce their magic number to three.
Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it’s also a job.
Are you crying? Are you crying? There’s no crying in baseball!
I like being part of something that’s bigger than me, than I. It’s good for your soul to invest in something you can’t control.
How long have you been in the mail room?
How am I supposed to get out of this mail room prison if they keep hiring people from the outside?
I asked for nothing, I expected nothing and I got nothing.
Excuse you nothing! You be as cold as you want. You’ve just fucked a good man out on six thousand dollars and his goddamn bonus because you didn’t know the shot! Gee, you could do that and you’re not man enough to say what get you, I don’t know what… if you can’t take something from that than you’re… scum, you’re a fucking white bread. A child would know it and he’s right. If you’re gonna make something up, John, be sure that it helps. Or keep you mouth shut. I’m done with you.
There’s an important phrase that we use here, and think it’s time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if.