As if.
Come with me and we’ll be in a world of pure imagination.
And you better do something about this one, because I don’t intend to go through that hell again.
Just follow the yellow brick road.
You stood by me when other monkeys would have flown away.
And I’d like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.
It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out, monkey dick.
I don’t mind being the smartest man in the world; I just wish it wasn’t this one.
Look on the bright side: if this is the best they’ve got around here, in six months, we’ll be running this planet.
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Ah, yup, yup, yup!
This is pointless. He isn’t interested in getting better.
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Hey… you wanna see something *really *scary?
It’s…the man with one red shoe.
…waltzin’ through the hall in a pretty red dress
Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.
Supplies!!!
One: on 6 June 1941, this vessel submitted a requisition for 150 rolls of toilet paper.
This is the only autobiography that I will ever write and God, I’m writing it on toilet paper.