These are the Basterds, ever heard of us?
So, you took on the whole Nazi party?
Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.
A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
And my ax!
I am King. And this is Excalibur, sword of kings from the dawn of time.
None but the king of Gondor may command me.
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I got a lot of friends crazier’n you. But none better.
Look, I’m tired of enhancing my calm.
A-ni-mal! A-ni-mal! A-ni-mal! A-ni-mal!
That’s just it… I don’t know. They’re just animals, I guess.
Cut the horseshit, son. I’ve got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Nobody gives a horse’s shit who you are, pus ball! You’re not even a lowlife, scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You’re in the army now!
There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
Pwede na?
You speaking to me?
I’m standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It’s your move…
Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Now here are your stick and hat, and that, as you plainly know, is the front door.