Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry.
Oh yeah, ladies. Gather around. Ready for a show.
A gentleman’s got a walking stick.
A seaman’s got a gaff.
And the merry men of Robin Hood
They used a quarterstaff.
On the Spanish plains inside their canes
They hide their ruddy swords.
But we make do with an old bam-boo
And everyone applauds!
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - Hey!
Me ol’ bam-boo, me ol’ bam-boo
You’d better never bother with me ol’ bam-boo.
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shoo
But you’d better never bother with me ol’ bam-boo.
How about a Fresca?
A medium dry martini, lemon peel, shaken, not stirred.
Wait… three measures of Gordon’s; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.
God, I’d give anything for a drink. I’d give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
The entire character of my drinking changed after that. Almost overnight, I became a secret drinker. I lived in constant terror of being found out…
If you came here to drown your sorrows, I’m not really much of a drinker.
Bam, total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV, no water. It hasn’t rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub - so it ain’t all bad.
I didn’t feel shame or fear, but just kind of blah, like when you’re sitting there and all the water’s run out of the bathtub.
I think about you when I go to the bathroom.
Jeez. Doesn’t anyone fucking knock any more?
As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.
The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.
The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
Who is this? What’s your operating number?
Transylvania 6-5000.
Pardon me, boy. Is this the Transylvania station?