Looks like University of Illinois!
How do college boys make love?
How long is a Chinaman’s name?
Short Round, step on it.
Sorry I’m late. I was taking a crap.
What the fuck are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.
This is like women talking.
My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I’m liking them! I’m losing it.
Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
Oh, you… you poor dumb son of a bitch. You’ve done more damage than you know.
I’m sorry, Abbott. I’m a baaad boy.
You’re a bad pony, and I’m not gonna bet on you.
He wanted you to throw the race?
Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome?
This is because I don’t have powers, isn’t it? Well, not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these.
[points to his rocket boots]
Do you have a suit? Then suit up.
Anything I see in my mind, I can create. I’ve just got to focus.
An effete British superhero, to be precise. I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. And yes, I know I don’t wear much blue and I speak in a British accent, but if you know your history it really does make perfect sense.
Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
No capes!