Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Follow the yellow brick road.

Ease on down, ease on down the road.

Easy street
Easy street
Where the rich folks play
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Move them feet

Bring out ya dead!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Soylent Green is People!

Soylent Green

People, people who need people,
Are the luckiest people in the world.

People here are funny. They work so hard at living they forget how to live.

You don’t get to tell me what to do ever again.

American Beauty

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

The Big Lebowski

Hear that? That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew.

Inglourious Basterds

What’s a Jew doing running a pizzeria?

Most people don’t believe something can happen until it already has. That’s not stupidity or weakness, that’s just human nature.

I can change almost anything… but I can’t change human nature.

There’s a quarter of a million dollars in heroin in the diaper pail and the new baby wipes are in the hall cabinet.

Unless you came in here to wipe my ass, I believe we’re through.

I understand, uh, one of the perpetrators, uh, defecated on the dashboard. Now, I woulda thought you’d be madder than hell at that. And I thought you woulda reported that.

As Pericles said to the Athenians, “Where do I drain the lizard?”.

Don’t you people from the 24th century ever pee?

The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they’ve abolished all lawyers.

I tell you Joey, every fucking lawyer on the face of the earth oughta be killed.