Do you know who the attorney for the Archdiocese is? Ed Concannon! Heh, heh, he’s the Prince of fucking Darkness! He’ll have people testifying they saw her waterskiing in Marblehead last summer. Now look, Frank, don’t *fuck with this case!
There’s to be a ball, in honor of His Highness, the Prince. And, by royal command, every eligible maiden is to attend.
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We’re just planning a little get-together, nothing fancy. Just family, a few close friends… and all the eligible young women in the kingdom. We’re only talking four or five hundred at the most.
I bring 500 from the Westfold, my lord.
Just there the barbarians huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers… knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of three hundred. Yet they stare now across the plain at ten thousand Spartans commanding thirty thousand free Greeks!
Hey Ian, we’re gonna kill ya! Opa!
Well, thank you for a lovely lunch and enema.
Imagine your loved ones conquered by Napoleon and forced to live under French rule. Do you want them to eat that rich food and those heavy sauces?
Oh, no. Alan hates French food.
I’m Julia Child. Bon appetit!
I do wish we could chat longer, but… I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
Silence of the Lambs
Are you gonna finish that?
Can I interest you in some dessert?
Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
A true story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound… Chinese. But they’re actually an American invention. Which is why they’re hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
I’m sorry, I thought you were the murderer.
Now I must go and wrestle with my report to the police and with my conscience.
Where were you on the night of January 16th?
Are you suggesting that I killed my wife? Are you saying that I crushed her skull and that I shot her? How dare you! When I came home, there was a man in my house. I fought with this man. He had a mechanical arm. You find this man. You find this man.