You’re looking at Brian of Knocknasheega, king of all the Leprechauns!
I’ll tell the king right now.
I didn’t know we had a King. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
I’m gonna be King of Pride Rock.
STAND BACK! Be silent! Be still!.. That’s it… and look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then… this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, ‘I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!’ For it is the doom of men that they forget.
Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, Steward.
Oh, hah, I’m sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.
You teach yourselves the law, but I train your minds. You come in here with a skull full of mush; you leave thinking like a lawyer.
I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.
Why all you whiteys got such a tight ass?
White men can’t jump.
Because you’re always hoppin around. And kinda you’re cute, like a frog. And I’d like ta jump ya.
If frogs couldn’t hop, I’d be gone with the Schwinn
And if a frog had wings, it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin’.
Would you let Kermit go? If you hold him too long, he’ll just give you warts.
Rosy cheeks, no warts…
It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!
You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fistfight with you?
Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Hi, I’m Vince Fontaine, I’m judging the dance contest.