You ARE the brute squad!
Bluto. Even though you’re bigger than me, you can’t win, 'cause you’re bad, and the good always wins over the bad.
See, now I’m thinking: maybe it means you’re the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here… he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. And I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.
It’s true! You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
I’m a naughty boy! I’m a naughty boy!
Mongo STRAIGHT!
It’s beyond me
Help me, Mommy
I’ll be good, you’ll see
Take this dream away
What this, let’s see
I feel sexy
What’s come over me?
Woo! Here it comes again
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee,
Lousy with virginity.
Won’t go to bed
Til I’m legally wed!
I can’t, I’m Sandra Dee!
God save little shops, china cups and virginity.
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…you will cream in your jeans when you see Catholic High School Girls in Trouble…
The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.
Did you know that every 7 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul?
Ain’t got no chance Blind Dog. You sold your soul. You goin’ down, all the way down. Hell hounds on your trail, boy, hell hounds on your trail.
Any man that’s got the guts to sell his soul for love has got the power to change the world. You didn’t do it for greed, you did it for the right reason. Maybe that puts God on your side. To them that makes you dangerous, makes you unpredictable. That’s the best thing you can be right now.
The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I’ve been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.
Go now, and teach all nations. Make it your first care to love one another and to find the kingdom of God, and all things shall be yours without me asking. Do not fret then for tomorrow; leave tomorrow to fret over its own needs, for today… today’s troubles are enough. And lo, I am with you always, even onto the end of the world…
The Force will be with you, always.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I’ve tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance.