Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

We must all have waffles forthwith!

Not during working hours. Ooooh, sorry pal.

We’re mad as hell, and we’re not going to take it any more!

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We’re marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!

We got nightclub, movies, swimming pool, steam room, massage table, discothèque, bridge, amateur night… and free blood tests every Wednesday.

If I travel all the way there and find out that you’re a liar, I’ll find you and take more than my money back, is that alright with you?

Charlie, I broke my back getting you this deal. You know that…

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
(OK I need to go back to decaf, that’s two in a row threatening violence, maybe just because it is Monday)

Child’s play! I can stop bullets.

Now, now, Kelly. You want to shoot it out with Johnny Dillinger you better go outside. Don’t you go messin’ around on my new furniture.

I’m shedding. I’m extremely nervous.

Was I scared! I must have lost fifty pounds, all of it brown.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

There can only be one!

One singular sensation,
Every little breath he takes!

You take my breath away.

Hoopah goes in the cage.
Cage goes in the wattah.
Shahk in the wattah.
Ahhh hahahahaaaa !!!

Alright, you big bastard! Come On! I’ve got something for ya’ now! That’s it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!

Strange as it may seem, it didn’t hurt like I thought it would. In fact, with each tooth I pulled, I felt a little better… a little less trapped… a little more free. Until I felt so free that what I had to do didn’t seem so bad at all.