When I was younger, just a bad little kid/My mama noticed funny things I did/Like shooting puppies with a BB gun/I’d poison guppies, and when I was done/I’d find a pussycat and bash in its head/That’s when my mama said… She said, “My boy, I think someday/You’ll find a way/To make your natural tendencies pay/You’ll be a dentist!/You have a talent for causing things pain/Son, be a dentist/People will pay you to be inhumane/Your temperament’s wrong for the priesthood/And teaching would suit you sill less/Son, be a dentist/You’ll be a success!”
I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her.
I Remember Mama.
My mother, you wanna talk about my mother…
Don’t worry about my brother, he had a bad childhood and was beaten by our father,
Gggggg good!
It’s sad, when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. But I couldn’t allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They’ll put him away now, as I should have years ago. He was always bad, and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man… as if I could do anything but just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can’t move a finger, and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…”
Will I dream Dr Chandra?
Cue the sun!
Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter.
Little darling, it seems like years since its been here.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
And I say, it’s all right.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Max Schreck, who will be portraying our vampire, Count Orlock. As you no doubt have heard, Max’s methods are somewhat… unconventional, but… I am sure you will come to respect his artistry in this matter.
Frost is trying to trigger a fuckin’ vampire apocalypse. There’s some kind of vampire God he’s trying to resurrect.
Back up in your ass with the resurrection.
I’ll be back.
That’s it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?
And if everybody will stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt.
You know, there’s nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yecch!
I’m afraid I can’t allow that to happen Dave
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Sister, I, uh, I understand your legal problem, but you must try to understand mine. You see, I’m trying to bring two families together, and this is the first sign that I may be succeeding. So I really would appreciate it if you’d let Phillip sign his name Beardsley.
Phil? His first name is Agent.