The poor dope - he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.
Who wants to go swimming?
Marco!
I’m only trying to say that Amity is a summer town. We need summer dollars. Now, if the people can’t swim here, they’ll be glad to swim at the beaches of Cape Cod, the Hamptons, Long Island…
Get out
Polo!
Wouldn’t peg him as a Polo man.
Ahoy polloi… where did you come from, a scotch ad?
Who did this room? Parker Brothers?
There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.
What did I do wrong? I thought you’d be happy if I got shot!
How come no matter how much you treat me like shit, I can’t help loving you even more?
Shut the Fuck Up, Donny!
They were having lunch in Cleveland. Am I boring you boys?
You still picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?
And you know what they call a… a… a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Can I interest you in dessert?
Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
I see why you liked her. She tasted like strawberry pie.