Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that “locals rule”, and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn’t be surfing the break, right?
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Okay, well… So as soon as there was the first wave, right? - there was the first surfer. All they needed was, like, um, a piece of driftwood, a block of ice or something like that, and then they were off. And they were hooked, man. They were hooked. Up 'till recent times, you had your old dudes, you know, your hang-six cats, these old guys used to lay down with these huge, humongous boards. These guys were the pioneers.
What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You’re from goddamned New Jersey!
Imagine… boys and girls sleeping on the beach side-by-side, unchaperoned. Now what kind of society is it that would allow such a thing?
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…dogs and cats living together…MASS HYSTERIA!
I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.
I like dogs. I like caravans better.
When you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down- even if he hasn’t done anything wrong. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don’t sell out the way dogs do.
Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.
Respect mah authoritah!
And I thought you liked them. They liked you.
What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Neither of us have anything to tell. I because I conceal nothing and you because you communicate nothing.
Well, ain’t we a pair, Raggedy Man.
We are both in a bind. The two of us. And I think the only practical solution is that we share the apartment.
Are you coming on to me?
Daddy is not coming on anything!
Go ahead, slap me…
You ain’t so bad, you ain’t so bad, you ain’t nothin’. C’mon, champ, hit me in the face! My mom hits harder than you!
Do you have a special grudge against me? Do you feel a particularly strong resentment? Is there something I’ve said that’s caused this contempt, or is it just things I stand for that you despise?